Procrastination

Allantide & My Mate Allan

I have a mate called Allan – he is probably unaware of Allantide so I thought I would trawl the internet and find some facts out about this day, today, for him – and post them up here. Needless to say me and my mate, Allan, will not be indulging in these traditions – we are, instead, DJing at an event called VIBE tonight. Allantide (in Cornish Calan Gwaf or Nos Calan Gwaf) is a festival…

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Procrastination Review (Of Sorts)

“That’s One For The Album, Dear”

At some point in your travels, you’ll come across a sight that’s so beautiful, it takes your breath away. In those moments there’s only one thing to do. Take a photo. With your balls out. Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky. Nutscapes.com is a website dedicated to…

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